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Soap Opera "As The Mouse Moves" - Wednesday December 24th 2003
"Hey Baby," Skeeter said as he opened the door to the mansion on the Upper East Side.
"Miss Jan no here now," Ilona the housekeeper said in her broken English as she rushed towards the front door.
"How do you know I wasn't talking to you Baby," Skeeter said in his slow southern accent as he closed the door and winked at his wife's plump housekeeper.
"Oh Mr. Skeeter," she said grinning as her face reddened.
"Merry Christmas Ilona. I meant to bring you something sexy from my lingerie store, but I forgot," he said taking off his coat and handing it to her.
"Miss Jan how you say... take care of my Christmas present," she said thinking about the nice check that Jan had given her earlier today.
"Where is that wife of mine?" he said walking into the living room and taking a seat on the sofa.
"She goes to Mr. Morgan's house," Ilona said referring to Jan's wealthy father.
"Good. I hope he doesn't come over here."
"You still no like him?" Ilona asked watching Skeeter pour a glass of Bourbon from the decanter on the coffee table.
"No. I don't like her old man. He thinks I'm stupid."
"Oh. This I don't know," she said taking a seat in the chair and watching the handsome southerner down a glass of Bourbon.
"I'm going to show him and Jan both that I'm not stupid," he said picking up the decanter and refilling his glass.
"No one think you stupid."
"Yes, they do. That's mighty sweet of you Ilona. But I know damn well that they think I'm stupid. But I'm going to show them. Really soon," he said downing the second glass and licking his lips. "Do you think I look good Ilona?" he asked watching her.
"Oh Mr. Skeeter," she said giggling.
"No, really. Do you think I'm a good-looking man? I know you've seen me when I come downstairs in the mornings in my underwear. Do you think I look good in my undies?"
"You embarrass me Mr. Skeeter."
"I'm asking you for a good reason. I might get offered a job modeling men's underwear. You might see my picture on TV commercials, buses, and in the stores," he said boastfully.
"Oh. How Miss Jan like this?"
"Jan doesn't know yet. Don't tell her either. You're the first one I've told about this Ilona. What do you think?"
"Is good. I guess," she said watching him as he got up and walked towards the Christmas tree to look at the packages.
"How do you think I should tell Jan about this?"
"Oh this. I don't know how you do," she said knowing upper class Jan wouldn't like her husband being seen in this light.
The front door opened and Skeeter and Ilona quickly turned to see Jan walking in carrying Christmas presents.
"Hey Baby," Skeeter said walking towards her.
"Skeeter help me with these," she said giving the gifts to him as she took off her mink coat handing it to her housekeeper.
"Anything for me here?" he asked looking through the gifts.
"No, it will be a surprise. What did you get me?" she asked glancing up at him.
"Oh yours will be a surprise too Jan. Won't it Ilona?" he said winking at the plump housekeeper.
CONTINUED TOMORROW. MORE SOAP PHOTOS BELOW.